Bold, Fast, Strategic Branding That Actually Feels Like You

The Shortcut to “OMG Who Did Your Branding?!”: Why Semi-Custom Kits Are the Plot Twist Your Business Needs

You’ve got the ideas. The ambition. The talent.
But your branding?
Let’s be honest—it’s giving "DIY at midnight with Canva and a prayer." 😬

If your visuals feel like a beige shrug when your business is actually a tequila shot in a sequin dress… it’s time we had a little chat.

Introducing: Semi-Custom Brand Kits
Designed for the entrepreneurs who are done blending in.
Delivered with the kind of spicy, scroll-stopping magic your brand deserves.

✨ So… what the hell is a semi-custom brand kit?

Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t some tired Canva template with a new font slapped on.

Each kit is a professionally designed mini-brand identity, bursting with flavour, energy, and strategy.
Think of it as the VIP fast-pass to visuals that actually feel like you — without the full custom branding price tag or 8-week wait.

You pick the vibe.
I customise it to your biz.
In one week, you’re showing up like the main character you are.

🍑 What's in the damn kit?

Oh babe, it’s a juicy one. Every Semi-Custom Kit includes:

  • Primary + Secondary Logos

  • Submark (a lil’ sexy stamp for your socials)

  • One of 15 Curated Colour Palettes

  • 4–6 Signature Icons from our new Icon Pool™

  • Branded Style Sheet

  • One-Week Turnaround (no, you don’t have to wait 3 months)

  • Brand Audit Video with strategic DIY recs

  • ‘How to Launch Me’ PDF

  • Bonus Spotify Playlist (because if your logo had a soundtrack, this would be it)

  • A couple of cheeky surprises – because I’m a Gemini and I live to overdeliver.

😩 Let’s talk about the pain...

You're not just here because you want pretty logos.
You're here because you’re:

  • Tired of second-guessing every post because your brand feels… off.

  • Sick of Canva chaos that makes everything look the same.

  • Watching your peers glow up while you’re stuck in “meh” mode.

  • Trying to look legit with visuals that scream “I DIY’d this at 2am.”

You’re good at what you do — and your branding needs to match that energy.

😍 The transformation?

It’s giving confidence. Clarity. Consistency.

✨ You go from “my brand’s fine, I guess?” to “holy sh*t, this finally feels like ME.”
✨ You start showing up with your whole chest — no hiding, no playing small.
✨ You get to focus on your biz instead of tweaking fonts for the 17th time.

In short?
You stop chasing “good enough” and step into a brand that turns heads and opens wallets.

💸 Why not go fully custom?

Look, I love custom branding. It’s delicious. But it’s not always the right move — especially if you’re:

  • Just getting started and still figuring things out

  • Pivoting or launching something new

  • Not quite ready to invest $3-5K into a full design process

  • Needing something fast, strategic, and sexy AF

Semi-Custom is the sweet spot between DIY and Done-For-You.
And yes — it still slaps.

💘 Who’s it for?

This is for the creative coaches, the spicy side-hustlers, the content girlies and service providers with Big Energy. You’re running a business with personality — and now you need branding to match.

You want to be seen.
Heard.
Remembered.
You want people to stop scrolling, click, and go: “OMG who did this?!”

That’s the power of branding that hits different. And babe, it’s all in the zip file.

🧠 Bonus Brainy Bit: This isn't just pretty—it’s strategic.

Every single element in these kits is built off strategy-first design principles. I’m not just throwing colours at a wall — I’m crafting intentional vibes that support your growth, attract your people, and make your presence unforgettable.

Because you don’t just need branding.
You need branding that works.

🚨 Ready to snag yours?

These kits are limited-edition. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

So if you’re done playing small, done DIYing yourself into a spiral, and ready to actually feel obsessed with your visuals…

This is your moment.

Choose your kit. Pick your icons.
And watch your brand glow TF up — in just one week.

Click here to see what’s available and get ready to fall in love. 💋

 
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