Brand like a pro — without the 5-figure price tag or the Canva spiral.

Limited-edition semi-custom brand kits for small businesses ready to drop the DIY look and finally show up like the main character.

STRATEGIC. STYLISH. READY IN A WEEK.

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STRATEGIC. STYLISH. READY IN A WEEK. 〰️

You’ve done the late nights in Canva. The endless font swaps. The Pinterest boards full of vibes that never quite translate.

You’ve downloaded the free templates.
Tried to “make it work.”
Settled for “fine” when you wanted fck yes.*

But deep down, you know the truth:

Your brand deserves more than “meh.”
And you’re too legit to keep looking like a side hustle.

🖤 You’ve outgrown the DIY loop.
🖤 You’re tired of second-guessing every post.
🖤 You want visuals that finally reflect the level you’re playing at.

You’re ready to look like you’ve got a $5K studio backing you —
without actually spending $5K or waiting two months to launch.

Enter: The Semi-Custom Brand Kits

Not templates. Not lookalikes. Not overused Pinterest downloads.

These are:

🔥 Professionally designed, scroll-stopping brand kits
🔥 Strategic + limited edition (only 5 per style — ever)
🔥 Built for bold, busy small biz owners who want to show up already

You pick your kit. I customize it with your name + vibe.
You get your full brand suite back in 1 week. No edits. No chaos. Just clarity.

Because branding should feel like a glow-up — not another to-do list.

WHAT YOU GET

Every kit includes:

  • Primary + Secondary Logos

  • Sub-mark (perfect for social)

  • Your choice of 1 of 10 colour pre-selected colour palettes

  • Branded Style Sheet

  • 1-Week Turnaround

  • Brand Audit video recording with strategic recs for you to audit your own brand

  • Bonus: Every kit includes a custom Spotify playlist that matches the vibe of your brand. It’s like if your logo could dance. You're welcome.

  • Bonus: ‘This Is How You Launch Me’ PDF

  • Bonus: A couple of secret bonuses that are just too good to give up.

You’ve outgrown DIY. But you’re not ready to drop thousands on custom.
These kits are for that in-between — the moment you stop blending in and start showing the f*ck up

CURRENT COLLECTION

Electric Bloom – loud, vibrant, femme-forward

Club Candid – playful, punchy, design-dopamine hit

Juicebox Authority: Loud, playful, punchy chaos

Golden Fig Studio – Earthy, timeless, artisan elegance

Cosmic Hippie – Psychedelic, playful, rebellious nostalgia

Each design is exclusive—only 5 available. Once they're gone, they're gone. (next scheduled for August ‘25)

💡 Note: All logos are custom-lettered for YOU once you pick a kit.

Haunted Beauty – Dark, romantic, and hauntingly chic

🔥 WHO THIS IS FOR

This is for you if:

✔️ You’re launching fast and need to look legit yesterday
✔️ You’ve been winging it and your visuals are starting to scream “meh”
✔️ You’re not ready to drop $5K, but you still want to look expensive AF
✔️ You love good design but aren’t in a full custom season yet
✔️ You want to show up, stand out, and skip the Canva chaos

🚫 WHO THIS ISN’T FOR

This isn’t for you if:

✖️ You’re looking for full creative control and endless tweaks — this is a curated experience, not a choose-your-own-adventure
✖️ You need a full brand strategy and deep positioning work.
✖️ You really struggle to make decisions — because once you pick your kit, it’s go-time
✖️ You want a fully bespoke brand experience — this is semi-custom, not start-from-scratch
✖️ You’re after something ultra-minimal with zero personality — these kits are designed to be versatile, but never boring.

“I launched with my new kit and people kept asking who did my branding.”

“I launched with my new kit and people kept asking who did my branding.”

“It was fast, fun, and f*cking stunning. The icons were EVERYTHING.”

“It was fast, fun, and f*cking stunning. The icons were EVERYTHING.”

“It gave me that confident boost I didn’t know I needed.”

“It gave me that confident boost I didn’t know I needed.”

HOW IT WORKS

1. Choose Your Kit
Browse the current drop and pick the one that feels like your brand’s higher self. Each one is limited-edition — once it’s gone, it’s gone.

2. I Customise It For You
I plug in your business name, adjust the layout where needed, and build out your full brand suite — no edits, no back-and-forth, just pro-level polish.

3. Delivered to Your Inbox in 1 Week
You’ll get a zipped folder of your full brand system, plus a 5-minute audit video with strategic tips to help you launch with confidence.

4. Show Up Looking Hot AF
Your brand’s about to look expensive, intentional, and totally you. Use your new assets across your site, socials, offers, and content — and leave “meh” behind for good.

BUT IS IT WORTH it?

Let’s break it all the way down:

🖋️ A custom logo suite designed by a pro? Easily $3,000+
🎨 Branded icons, typography, and colour strategy? Add another $500+
📹 A 1:1 brand audit from an actual designer (not ChatGPT, babe)? Let’s say $300+
⚡ Delivered in 7 days — no edits, no stress, no spiralling? Honestly? Priceless.

Total value? Well over $3,000.
What you’re paying? Under $1K.

No long timelines. No endless feedback loops. No “does this even look good?” guessing games.

Just a bold, polished, strategic brand suite — custom to you, ready in a week, and looking like you dropped way more.

Because here’s the truth:

👉 You’re not paying for the time it takes me to do this.
You’re paying for the years it took me to make it this easy, this seamless, this freaking good.

This is the shortcut that doesn’t look like one.
And that? That’s the real flex.

Got some questions?

Here are the some of the common ones already answered.

  • Each kit is semi-custom — meaning I’ll plug in your business name, tagline (if you’ve got one), and deliver a unique brand kit based on that. BUT: The core design stays the same. That’s how I keep it fast, affordable, and still sexy as hell.

  • Nope! These are designed to be a one-and-done experience. No revisions. No edits. No “can we try another font?” Trust the vibe — it’s designed for impact.

  • Only 3–5 per style. Ever. Once a kit is sold out, it’s retired. No restocks. You get an exclusive vibe without the full custom price tag.

  • 7 days from the moment you submit your intake form. You chill. I design. Your new brand lands in your inbox like magic.

  • Nope. You’ll get everything you need in easy-to-use formats (PNG, SVG). Want to use them in Canva? Easy. Need them for print? Also easy.

  • All fonts are either free for commercial use OR premium (with licensing info provided). I’ll let you know exactly what’s used + where to grab it if needed. No surprises.

  • You can absolutely upgrade to custom services or add a design day later.

  • ✨ You want a legit brand identity but don’t want the custom price tag
    ✨ You’re done DIY-ing and ready to LOOK expensive
    ✨ You want to glow-up now, not in 6 weeks

    If you’re nodding — yeah, it’s for you